~**pRiNcEsS diAriEs**~

i so do not quite understand this thing i found on my tagboard
(read from the bottom):

eiyuu: Mrs Chia, you daughter is very sweet, now i know where she gets it from ^^;;
fuzzy: ur MOM knows something u dunno!! why no updates? u went to forest for weekend ah??
mum: Guess tomodachi be 'marsh?..u sometimes 'sar tu tu' Anyway still luv u.
Zac: dunno who is tomodachi have no clue, grass
tomodachi: who is it? it means friend
gRaCeY: who is tomodachi?
gRaCeY: there are 2 teams and 2 flags.. 2 territories.. each team hides the flag.. ur meant to capture the other flag and bring it to the centre without being tagged.. if u r, then u go to jail.
Tomodachi: Hime(princess) grace

1. how does my mum know tomodachi is marshall? how does that make me 'sar tu tu'?
2. how was i suppose to know tomodachi means friend.. isit a normal universal word?
3. and wat does eiyuu mean now?
4. n how does my mum know something i dun know?

im confused...........